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Tom Green - My Bum Is On Ya Lips
I used to dress like superman, go downtown, run around like an asshole, fuckin' around.
I met a man on the street he was 60 years old, he wanted to fight so he punched me in the nose.
Cause I asked him where he's going, he said "None of your business."
Snapped my mic in two, I said "What is this?"
My Bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips, I humped a dead moose on MTV for kicks,
to make people freak out, suckers react, Eminem talk about it in my favourite rap.
I used to wake up my parents, then Bam stole it, people diggin' in my bag of tricks now they golden.
I wouldn't be surprised if Johnny starts to rap but he'll do it in style in a Von Dutch hat.
My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips,
And if ya get lucky you can suck my dick, that's right
My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips,
and if you don't like it you can suck my dick.
I used to fall down on crutches, see what would happen. Swam in the ocean with sharks,
now I'm rappin'. Executives they gravitate through the biz, and if you don't like it then you're shot like jizz.
So pay attention to the back(?) smile and shake, and try to do something clever for goodness sake.
Like do aerobics with a bunch of old ladies, or wear pink tights like it is the 1980s.
Okay, not so clever but good for a laugh, I got stuck in handcuffs a couple times in the past.
I open up a bank account, and now it's full, I guess the critics and the media can save the bull.
My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips, I used to act funny and talk a lot of shit.
Then I moved to Hollywood, and got conservative, I didn't wanna piss anyone off in the biz.
The media can chew ya up like a machine, but weebles wabble and they don't fall down, know what I mean?
I used to have cancer, I just beat it, wanna try and take me out? You'll be defeated.
I like to do things that have never been done, so if I look kinda strange that's the reason.
My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips,
And if you don't like it, I think I'll take a shit
My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips,
and if you don't like it, you can suck my dick.
Okay, I went to Japan, put a monkey in my van. Kicked off the subway, by Charlie Chan.
A pocket full of chicken feed, for the chickens. Sat in my hotel read some Chuck Dickens.
Then I came back to the USA, I had a quickie rubber stamped divorce to celebrate.
I took a shit in the toilet, then I took a drink, then I stopped worryin' about what ya'll think.
I put my face on the TV acting like a Jackass, you're Kurt Russel, huh, you're in my Backdraft.
I'm glad you followed in my steps with that actress(?).
Not only did you bite me, but now no one knows who's whackest.
My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips,
And if you don't like it, I think I'll take a shit
My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips,
and if you don't like it, you can suck my dick.
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