Your Favorite Martian We Like Them Girls текст песни, слова песни We Like Them Girls Your Favorite Martian
Your Favorite Martian - We Like Them Girls
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas -ginas
We like them girls with at least two limbs
At least two fucking limbs,
And one is a leg "What!?! "
We like them girls who can write their name
Write it on a piece of paper
They can write their name right!
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas -ginas
I don't give a damn if a dame is ugly as sin
With a bunch of scruff on her chin
And one functioning limb
She could have a hundred babies
From maybe eighty babies daddy's
Or crazy acne
I don't need a babe to make me happy!
She could be Russian with a husband
Or even my second cousin
As long as she doesn't bust on my lovin'
End of discussion!
She could be dyslexic
Pits that are wretched
I'll even have sex if she's pregnant
As long as her vagina ain't an arid desert
"Wow"
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas -ginas
We like them girls who can eat food
Eat food
Give em' some food
And they know what to do next
We like them girls who don't stab
Don't stab
Don't stab, don't stab
Don't stab!
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas -ginas
I need a girl...
Who can blow her nose
And count her toes
And doesn't need help putting on her clothes
Walks in the sidewalk
Not in the street
Can at least get flip flops on her feet!
A girl that can form real words with her mouth
And color inside the lines
Pass a first grade reading and math test
Don't gotta do the best
She's potty trained and don't mess on the floor
I want her to speak but less is more
Know how to think
Know how to blink
Hey girl, what you sweatin' me for?
A girl that I can take outside
My standards ain't that high
A girl that can make out shapes
And knows that rain comes from the sky "Yeah! "
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas -ginas
We like them girls with at least two limbs
At least two fucking limbs,
And one is a leg "What!?! "
We like them girls who can write their name
Write it on a piece of paper
They can write their name right!
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas -ginas
Girl, you could have A.D.D
"A.D.D."
But I'll take you
If you know your ABC's
"Hell Yeah"
I need a girl
[Instrumental]
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas -ginas
We like them girls who can eat food
Eat food
Give em' some food
And they know what to do next
We like them girls who don't stab
Don't stab
Don't stab, don't stab
Don't stab!
We like them girls with functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas
Functioning vaginas -ginas
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